Dr. Seuss doesn't have nothin' on the profoundly poetic talent found in Exelerate. Pure serious.
And just last night we proved the above statement true.
Here are two poems written in the aftermath of OH THE PLACES YOU'LL GO // Part 1 // "up & down streets"...
It's my hope that they bless you as much as they blessed me. Purely. - mr j
Kevin
(by Brendan Mayer & friendz)
Once upon a time in a place called Flin-Flan,
A place of great sadness just outside of Iran,
There lived a very sad, fat purple man.
He had an afro and his name was Stan,
And he came from the Bringerton Brumerton clan,
Who had the reputation of being colder than any large fan.
Bringerton Brumerton's thought they were the best,
With paint on their pants and green on their chest.
They lived on the corner of Sad Street, just west
Of Emo Avenue and Main Street depressed.
Here they lived and sure were the best
At stealing dinosaur eggs from their rather large nests.
They did this all day without thought of the rest.
Then one dinosaur came along and sure didn't match.
He was the happiest of the whole batch.
His happiness was contagious throughout the whole town,
Turning their frowns upside down,
And for this great deed he received a crown.
Moose With A Screw Loose
(by Amberly / Shannon / Desiree / Serena / Keli / Sydney)
There once was a moose whose name was Pete,
He loved to eat flowers he chewed with his feet.
He stumbled one day upon an old screw.
It jumped up and said, "I've been looking for you!"
So he lowered his gapplewane an inch or two,
And suddenly he was overcome with a flu!
His fur turned quite green!
It was so obscene!
He looked at the screw and said, "Wow! That was mean!"
The screw said, "I'm sorry, but what have I done?"
Pete said, "I've got your flu. Now I've gotta run!"
Posted on
Thu, September 9, 2010
by Garrett Johnson