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Ca$h for the $tache

Ca$h for the $tache

 

Welcome to March...the month when winter is suppose to start to disappear. The month of madness (if you follow college basketball). The month of high-school hoops (Hoopla). And in Exelerate and Twenty4Seven, it's also the month of V I N T A G E. Have you ever carefully studied a picture of your dad or uncle? I'm not talking about a current picture...I'm talking about a picture in one of those photo albums your mom put together years ago. It's probably under the living room coffee table, or in some dusty furniture drawer. I'm talking about a picture that was taken back in the 1970's or 1980's... That, my friends, is a V I N T A G E  photograph! Once you find the picture(s) in question, there is approximately a 8 out of 10 chance that "the man" is rocking a moustache. And there is also an 8 out of 10 chance that any teen guy reading this will also grow an epic stache at a later stage in life...because these trends always manage to come full circle.

In honour of our V I N T A G E theme, all the exelerate guy staff are growing moustaches. This, of course, is a one-month-only, once-in-a-lifetime event...so enjoy it while it lasts. But the bottom line is that this is a OFFERING CONTEST of sorts. And it's simple...here's how it works: In every Wednesday night Exelerate service (and yes, twenty4seven are included), we need to give a minimum total of $150 dollars. It's as simple as that. If we fail to give at least $150 for one Wednesday night, then one of the guy staff will take a razor to their face and eliminate their epic stache...!!!

So give big, or the stache will go home!!!!!!!

 

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