Oh Six Slick Grads
I resurrect this blog and awake it from its slumbo
To commemorate the grads with some thoughtful mumbo jumbo
My oh my, time does fly, a year did disappear
And as sure as surely sure another year will soon be here
But as for you, today has come; you’re finally at your grad
So don’t be mad that school’s out because your future’s looking rad
Onward to the summer, cause there’s much money to be made
Not much playing is a bummer; you’ll be working with a spade
Cause real life costs some cash, and I do not tell a lie
Between Starbucks and gasoline, oh and tuition for FCI
Your school years were easy ones, and you will come to see
That if you always put God first you’ll be as happy as can be
(alternate line – That if you use a P90X, you’ll end up looking just like me)
So far this rap’s been helpful, but now here comes the punch
And I need to type it speedily, and then grab a slurpee lunch
Shout out to Corinna, cause she’s as steady as they come
But I can blow more bubbles when it comes to chewing gum
And as for Joel, his slyish smile can really throw you off
But I school him in basketball and blindfold mini-golf
And AJ’s got that smile too, always beaming ear to ear
But when I toast him in 3-point shoot out, he shed’s a weepy tear
And JJ tries to fool you by being so polite
But after I out-dunk him, he’s off to bed goodnight
Well Lauren, she’s a rocker, does she want to be a star?
But she has a long way to go until she can match my air guitar
And Curtis, he can talk that smack, as everybody knows
But when it comes to rapping, that dude needs dope new flows
But really now, I mustn’t joke or croak or jab or jest
Instead I will give sentiment and get this off my chest
You will be missed as you walk into a season fresh and new
And if you need some comfort food, Mrs. J will make you stew
So we say so long, fair well, with proper royal waves
And don’t forget the Dr. Seuss rhyme about “Too Many Dave’s”
- mr j(izzay)